How about we kindle a romance that lasts until the next one? Halloween comes around but once a year. ![]() If I was one, a silver machine gun couldn’t keep me from ravishing you. Werewolves can only be stopped by a silver bullet.Would you like to go back to my place and practice. Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.So, long story short, will you be my boo? I’m going as a ghost for Halloween this year, but I lost half of it.I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.Call me a pirate and give me that booty.Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home.Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?.I must be a Jack-O-Lantern, ’cuz I light up every time I see you.Normally I’d wish for Milky Ways but you’re the only treat I want this Halloween. ![]() I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.Is that a staff in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?.Damn girl, are you a witch? Because you’re flaming hot as if you were burning.I’m a skeleton, I don’t have the guts to ask for your phone number.I know what you can be for Halloween this year: My boyfriend/girlfriend.To someone dressed as a witch: “Is that a broom? Because you’ve just swept me off my feet.Even though it’s Halloween, I promise I won’t ghost you.If you were a monster, you’d be Frankenfine.Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!.I don’t have a costume for Halloween, could I go as your boyfriend.Do you really remember Cleopatra? I’ll make you forget her! (Vampire).That is quite a booty you’ve got there.Let’s take this party back to my coffin.When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted.I’m no vampire sweetheart but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.You look so good, you’re making my man-bits rise from the dead.Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?.Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?.If a witch cast a spell that transformed us into frogs, you could hop onto my back and we’d find a secluded pond and make tadpoles.Do you have a little zombie in you? Would you like to?.Hey, Baby, did you know they call me “PumpkinHead”?.Hey, sweetheart, did you know they call me PumpkinHead?.Hey there, ever done it in a cardboard box? (Hobo).Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.I’d like to volunteer to be your willing victim. Could I have it back? It’s the only one I’ve got, to fall in love with you at first sight. That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.Arrrr, call me a pirate and give me that booty!. ![]()
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